• Let's all put on our serious thinking caps and figure out ways to help Kim Kardashian. First, there's this sunburn she got while wearing Octomom sunglasses and she needs remedies. Then she wants a six-pack before the summer. Pay attention to her and send some advice!
• Shhhh, everyone! Kanye's naked robot ladyfriend is trying to sleep.
• Lady Gaga was out last night being Lady Gaga. Meaning causing a stir with her hair bow, sheer shirt and taped-up nipple.