• Let's all put on our serious thinking caps and figure out ways to help Kim Kardashian. First, there's this sunburn she got while wearing Octomom sunglasses and she needs remedies. Then she wants a six-pack before the summer. Pay attention to her and send some advice!
• This is the poster for the new Jennifer Aniston movie that's about her having brunette hair and Steve Zahn touching her butt.
• Shhhh, everyone! Kanye's naked robot ladyfriend is trying to sleep.
• Lady Gaga was out last night being Lady Gaga. Meaning causing a stir with her hair bow, sheer shirt and taped-up nipple.
• Zac Efron shows off his other parking-meter tricks in outtakes from his GQ shoot.
• It's great or whatever that Oprah is on Twitter now, but there are rules, and it's good thing the real king of Twitteronia (yeah, shut up @aplusk) Shaq is around to enforce them.
Tomorrow, we will all join together to celebrate the birth of Suri Cruise—for now, let's honor her fashion.