Steve Granitz/Getty Images; Kristian Dowling/Getty ImageThe timing could not be more perfect. On the red carpet at the Academy of Country Music Awards show last Sunday, Miley Cyrus erupted at daddy Billy Ray's lack of parental love.
Meanwhile, just days before, Malawi officials stopped Madonna from adopting a 3-year-old girl, leaving the pop icon crushed.
Now Soup blog sources close to both parties have revealed an alleged scenario that could not only satisfy the family-bereft needs of Cyrus and Madonna, but stun the worlds of both show business and adoption.
"Miley is completely unhappy in her relationship with Billy Ray, who only thinks about fishing, and Madonna wants a daughter," stated the source.
"If she adopts Miley, not only would she gain a child in need of a supportive, loving parent without all that foreign red tape, but they could create a pop music dynasty that'd make the Judds look like a Branson act. Wait, are they a Branson act? Anyway, it'd be like Michael Jackson adopting himself at age 16."
Added the source: "But this deal wouldn't even need a time machine."