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What the hell is really going on with Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart? We get so many bitchy (or not) queries asking this very question, and although some of you may not like our straightforward answers, you can trust that we're charging past the obvious in order to get to the bottom of this most vital position in celeb-dom.
One thing is for sure: There is something up with these two. Maybe it is just that they are really good friends, but we're starting to see some weird crap go on in the media coverage of R. & K.:
A picture was brought to our attention by an A.T. reader over the weekend of Robert and Kristen leaving together late at night. Mind you, this is around the exact same time some gossipers were reporting that Kristen was seen with New Moon costars Taylor Lautner and Edi Gathegi, while Rob "left separately."
So not the case. We're assured (timing and all) that this is how the hotel exit actually happened. The fan also said that the place was swarming with paparazzi outside, yet no pictures of Rob and Kris together have surfaced.
What the ef is going on? This is just weird! For two stars who are probably more sought after than Brangelina, you would think we could see some damning pics of them cruising around together. But it was quite sparse until a fan took it upon herself to seek these two "are they or aren't they dating?" kids out.
Seriously, folks, you should see some of the dirty scuttlebutt emailed to us by Twi-Twits who have supposedly staked out Kristen and Rob. The stories are hot, people. True? Robbie's honey sure hopes not!