• According to Star, Reese Witherspoon arrived at a photo shoot wearing an engagement ring from boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal, but took it off shortly after she got there. Funny how she hasn't worn said sparkler anywhere else.
• Justin Timberlake may be doing tequila. He'd probably do Pee-wee Herman's dance pretty well, too.
• One of Oprah's adopted puppies died last week. Sad.
• Alanis Morissette is such a turn-off.
• Bob Dylan is kind of a stinky neighbor.