The Jonas Brothers don't "want to be selling sex to little girls anymore," at least according to Wednesday night's episode of South Park. Instead, they're going to sell polo shirts with ruffle accents.
The JoBros rocked the cartoon stage and then received a lengthy mocking for their purity rings on the episode of the animated Comedy Central series. "The Boss," Mickey Mouse, even came to make sure by way of total beatdown that the squeaky-clean Disney bandmates keep their symbolic chastity belts on their fingers.
In real life, however, the exploding trio announced the launch of their clothing line inspired by their new Disney Channel series, Jonas.
The tween line—featuring said polos and other woven tops, shorts, leggings, skirts, jeans and argyle sweater vests, natch—will be available in the fall, just in time for back-to-school shoppers. The pieces will retail from $9.99 to $36.99 and will be found at Wal-Mart, Kmart, Sears and JC Penney stores nationwide.