• A gazillionth magazine cover supposes that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant—a claim her rep denies. We're hearing this time it's with a test tube's tot and not John Mayer's. Someday, she'll actually be with child and we won't believe her.
• Suri Cruise paints ballet slippers, but she'd better stay on point because Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is nipping at her cute little heels.
• In teen dream news, Dakota Fanning is totally in for New Moon, while HSM3's freshman Matt Prokop is totally out for HSM4.
• In teen keep dreaming news, Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are reportedly going to tie the knot in Hawaii in September.
• Justin Timberlake is channeling Elvis Costello.
• Dear Saturday Night Live: The Rock Obama? Comic Cathy vs. Jessica Biel Rabbit? Love it! Love, Rise 'n' Shine
It's a perfect day for a stroll through our Big Pic gallery with Michelle Williams 'n' Spike Jonze.