Rise 'n' Shine: Jennifer Aniston Preggers for the 7,000th Time

Tabs continue to cry wolf that the mega-star is expecting...and more juicy links

By Breanne L. Heldman Mar 09, 2009 1:36 PMTags
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A gazillionth magazine cover supposes that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant—a claim her rep denies. We're hearing this time it's with a test tube's tot and not John Mayer's. Someday, she'll actually be with child and we won't believe her.

• Suri Cruise paints ballet slippers, but she'd better stay on point because Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is nipping at her cute little heels.

In teen dream news, Dakota Fanning is totally in for New Moon, while HSM3's freshman Matt Prokop is totally out for HSM4.

In teen keep dreaming news, Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are reportedly going to tie the knot in Hawaii in September.

• Justin Timberlake is channeling Elvis Costello.

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