Mindy Kaling, star of The Office and creator of The Mindy Project, has expressed her semi-secret love of the Kardashians before, hinting that she watches Keeping Up with the Kardashians at the gym. But now she's just stating the obvious:
I mean, duh. Have you seen LD's hair?
Just because Scott Disick is a lord doesn't mean he can't enjoy some of the Southern lifestyle.
We all know that the right honorable Lord Disick has many admirers (after all, he has almost 3 million Twitter followers). In fact, some of them are so inspired by his lordliness that they were compelled to make these pieces of fan art.
This one exemplifies the Lifestyle of the Lord pretty well:
LD wouldn't wear this piece of jewelry, but that shouldn't stop you:
When the fast food place gives me an extra chicken nugget by accident:
As you are well aware, the lord always has a good comeback in his pocket, ready to be unleashed upon an unsuspecting peasant. Here's a collection of Lord Disick's 10 best lines over the past seasons of Keeping Up with the Kardashians and K & K Take.
1. Lord Disick reminds Kim of her status
2. Lord Disick's jungle friend
This week, we learned that Lord Disick needs his alone time.
Or maybe he needs his own province?
You think you've been to some great parties, huh? Well, when Lord Disick throws a party, it's legendary.
Every lord needs his lass...and maybe also a lasso to spice things up.
"Eye patch. New thing. Hot right now." — Lord Disick
Of course, depth perception might be a bit off during use. Still, a lord never curses in the company of a lady.
What's the difference between regular people and Lord Disick? Wearing socks and shoes, for one.
But never mind that, what's going on here?
Find out why LD is in sweats in the latest Lifestyles of a Lord episode: Watch Here!
Lord Disick doesn't need an invitation. His swag is enough to get him in to the most exclusive events.
Awesome thing you can do when you're a lord: get rare and exotic fish.
Another awesome thing you can do when you're a lord: get someone else to feed them. Lord Disick learned about this one the hard way.
And that, peasants, is how a lord feeds sea creatures.
Lord Disick has some suggestions for you on how to talk to royalty. Irish royalty, we're guessing?
When I'm watching a couple fight in a public place:
In case you forgot, here's how Lord Disick became the lord he is today:
Now don't you forget it again. LD, baby.
Here's how Lord Disick arrives at a party:
Hey, puffy gold breeches never go out of style.
Lord Disick gets left royally hanging from his Lord in Training, Mason.
Guess we know who the real king of the house is going to be. But seriously, who denies a hand hug from LD?
Lords don't often work as home theater installation experts. This is why:
For more tips from Lord Disick on how to watch TV like royalty, check out this week's episode of Lifestyles of a Lord.
A lord always has to have the latest and greatest technology...
Being a lord means having dominion over man and beast alike. Also, tie-neck cardigans.
A page from Lord Disick's Art of War...
When confronted with a hater, just do this:
The clothes make the man, but the watch makes the lord. That's why Lord Disick has a fine collection of timepieces, including Patek Philippe and Rolex watches. Check out the video here.
A peasant purchases what he needs. A lord purchases whatever he damn well wants to.
And then, he celebrates accordingly:
A Short Checklist of Items that Every Lord Needs:
1.) Tom Ford suits
2.) Paisley robe
3.) Loafers that insult people, so you don't have to
If the clothes make the man, then Scott Disick is a MAN.
The latest episode of Lifestyles of a Lord gives you a look at Lord Disick's travel wardrobe in Miami. The highlights: 60 suits, Scott's favorite sweater (that he thinks he should throw out), and his "screw you" loafers. Because nothing tells people off like loafers.
Check out the video, and tune in to Kourtney & Kim Take Miami this Sunday at 9/8c for more Lord Disick.
Everybody loves an origin story, so here's a little look at how Scott Disick became Lord Disick.
Last year, as we all know, Scott Disick traveled to London and, accompanied by Rob Kardashian, gained the title of Lord of the Manor. We watched the ceremony, but there was something missing...but at long last, we have the papers that made everything official on that fateful day. Kinda gives you chills, doesn't it?
Peasants give High Fives. Lord Disick gives Hand Hugs.
Lord Disick calls 'em like he sees 'em.
A true lord is always looking for ways to improve himself...or get more fur throws.
Check back every week for more Lifestyles of a Lord.
Prepare to feel royal.
Any lord can ride a horse. Lord Disick rides a tiger. #SWAG
When I go to a nice hotel and the bellhop takes my crappy rolling suitcase:
