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Week of May 06 - 12, 2008

Monday

Celebrities Sunny-Side Up
May 12, 2008 12:01 AM Comments (0)
It was almost impossible, but we're takin' a brief break from bitchin' to dote on all the delightful things in T-town we aren't hating on—yep, all four of 'em. Don't worry, we'll return to our grumpy goss quicker than Lindsay Lohan returned that fur coat, fer... Keep Reading
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Friday

The Groom, the Bride and the Ugly
May 9, 2008 5:48 AM Comments (6)
Ted ain't the only one joining the married-couple's club, with everybody in H'wood vying for their own version of marital bliss. Are Drew and Justin going to be the next cute couple to say I do? Here's hoping those two have more common sense—and class—when planning... Keep Reading
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Thursday

Superceleb Me
May 8, 2008 5:43 AM Comments (3)
Iron Man ain't the only superhero sittin' rich and pretty this week—Katie Holmes dazzles in New Yawk, while Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher live it up in Vegas, by way of Hell-Ay. Also, an off-the-wall Oscar winner shows her love of the ladies, proving way more supportive than a... Keep Reading
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Wednesday

Club Wed
May 7, 2008 5:57 AM Comments (6)
Smell that? Highly publicized love is in the air, and it reeks of Mariah Carey's perfume. In honor of Ted 'n' Jon's nuptials, we've got marriage on the mind—along with every celeb in T-town it seems like. The only difference is that the Casablanca wedding album... Keep Reading
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Tuesday

Cryin' Out and Tryin' Out
May 6, 2008 5:34 AM Comments (6)
In honor of American Idol tonight, we're taking you on an exclusive experience of what it takes to go from "who are you?" to "your VIP table is right this way, Ms. Underwood." And surprise, surprise, auditioning for the biggest show on TV is just about as twisted as Jason... Keep Reading
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One Girlie, Gonzo Blind Vice May 1, 2008 5:39 PM As I’m off to get hitched, thought it would be terribly appropriate to give you a little salacious het-on-het action. I mean, why not, more...
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