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Week of May 14 - 20, 2008

Tuesday

Drunk on Dish
May 20, 2008 5:17 AM Comments (0)
The bitch is back, and no, I don't mean me. It's all of you! All you nasty-mouthed heathens get your say in the mail bag today—plus, not everything is as it seems (quelle surprise) in Simpson love land, and La Vida Lindsay keeps us guessin' as much as her libation contents... Keep Reading
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Monday

Scary Fairy
May 19, 2008 12:01 AM Comments (1)
Like a pooftah poltergeist...I'm ba-a-ack! Marriage is just too fab—I highly recommend it, particularly the sweaty stuff—but after my honeymoon, Rachel, Mariah, Paris and all the usual ninnies have me in a helluva mood. Not to mention what that darling divorcée with the... Keep Reading
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Friday

Married With New Kids
May 16, 2008 5:19 AM Comments (2)
Becky's two-week turn as queen bee of the A.T. comes to a close, and she sure hopes she's done a better job keeping up with every celeb's T-town antics than Jena Malone did dressing herself. Plus, a couple of familiar faces come back on the pop scene with some fresh moves and new... Keep Reading
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Thursday

Picky and Icky
May 15, 2008 5:31 AM Comments (0)
One mighty missy is doing her best to avoid all things Miley, while another sassy girl surrounded by gossip is bringing her A game to the T-town scene. Plus, a second round of all your needy queries, but we've got some truly challenging questions of our own! Get out your thinkin' caps,... Keep Reading
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Wednesday

Squawk-a-Thon
May 14, 2008 5:38 AM Comments (5)
Just 'cause Casablanca's still out of the casa de goss, it doesn't mean the celeb scoops stop! While you were way distracted by Sarah Jessica Parker's two-tier hat at her flick's premiere, another sexy Sex star stepped out on the scene. Plus, one particular piece of Reese... Keep Reading
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