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The Very Complete Answer B!tch FAQ
When a column becomes a breakout, planet-conquering phenomenon (ahem!), word gets out, and the public swarms. But there are so many questions you people need answered about Hollywood! Of course, we've already nailed quite a few, so this B!tch's army of interns compiled an exhaustive list of every mind-thrashing query that has been conclusively and forevermore put to rest in these pages.
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- 1. Is Paris Really Doing a Show About Dog Care? Really?
- 2. Will Britney live long enough to grow old?
- 3. How many people care for A-list babies?
- 4. Do Idol and Dancing contestants get paid?
- 5. Orlando, Eminem, Brandon: Where ya been?
- 6. Does Miley Cyrus even go to school?
- 7. Do stars use baby shower registries?
- 8. What kind of wedding band would Jay-Z and Beyoncé have?
- 9. Do Whitney and Audrina even have last names?
- 10. What's a pop star's manager do, anyway?
- 11. Is this Lindsay Lohan comeback for real?
- 12. Lightning Round! Who's really dead, gay, pregnant and smoking. Or not
- 13. Miley Cyrus: Is there any dirt on her?
- 14. Can regular people get into the Ivy?
- 15. Is America the new Africa? J.T. seems to think so
- 16. Why do magazines bother airbrushing anymore?
- 17. How, and when, will Britneymania end?
- 18. Why is Brangelina really moving to France?
- 19. Why do some A-list babies get more press?
- 20. Who doesn't have a fashion line?
- 21. Can Britney's dad punish her if she disobeys?
- 22. Why do stars go to all these fashion runway shows?
- 23. How can Lindsay and Britney keep spending so much money?
- 24. Is Broadway a good move for Mario Lopez, money-wise?
- 25. Jennifer Aniston is dating a key grip—what is that?
