2008 Harpo Productions, Inc./All Rights Reserved./Photographer: George Burns• Tomorrow Brad Pitt and his little mustache will be on Oprah. Of course, it's all about the kids and how fatherhood has changed him: “[I'm] tough as nails. I’m impervious to poo, snot, urine, vomit. You can’t get me. You cannot break me down.” Also, they don't go to the mall, and Shiloh's way into Peter Pan.
• And while we're doing some Brangelina oversharing, Angie says it's way harder to breastfeed twins than her W magazine cover makes it look.
• Footage from Britney's MTV documentary keeps leaking (just like her album). The latest clip features her admitting, "I think I married for the wrong reasons."
• We're concerned for Emma Thompson. Is she OK?
• Taylor Swift was just an annoying girl from the Christmas tree farm once upon a time.
• And now, please join us in wishing Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes a happy two-year anniversary! Why isn't this a national holiday?