Venturelli / Getty Images• Coming soon: Clothes by Rihanna. That should be...interesting—her style is pretty ridic, and most of her crazy outfits only work because she's the one wearing them. We definitely don't need any little Riwannabes running around.
• According to Lindsay's rep, LiLo did not come out on Loveline and is not dating Samantha, they're just friends. Why is this necessary?
• How does Katie pass her time at Cruise manor? Why, scrapbooking in her elaborate scrapbooking room, of course.
• Kanye West is letting anyone who wants to remix his single "Love Lockdown." First up is Fall Out Boy's lead singer.
• Jamie Lynn is reportedly moving to L.A. so she can be closer to her big sis. She's looking at homes in the $4 million range. Don't do it, J.L., this place will make you crazy.