Dana Edelson/NBC• Amy Poehler will leave Saturday Night Live forever after the November elections. Sounds about right—that's when we were going to stop watching anyway.
• Amy Winehouse somehow finds time to not only manage a Facebook account but also upload naked pictures of her dear Blake Incarcerated.
• Mischa Barton followed Josh Hartnett home to his London hotel late last night. Whatever fun they were having only lasted an hour. Totes on or totes whatever?
• Taylor Swift apparently thought MTV cared about music. She says "there was a little too much sex being talked about instead of music" at the VMAs. She's new, she'll learn.
• Posh says David Beckham is her muse for the men's line of dVb. That ought to inspire some sales, right?