Miley Cyrus is about to show up all those spoiled brats on My Super Sweet 16. You know, the ones who think they're cool for being flown to their party by helicopter or getting carried in like a princess by some hot dudes.
The Disney Channel star will celebrate her sweet 16 by shutting down Disneyland for a private party (wonder how much choice she had in selecting that venue).
"I only turn 16 once, so it's going to be an awesome party with my favorite rides, hanging out with friends, fireworks and more," she said in a statement. "I'll even get to sing a couple songs."
Poor girl's even got to entertain at her own birthday party? Nothing's sacred these days.
Now, we don't want you to sit around anxiously wondering if you're cool enough to get an invitation or if Miley's totally going to snub you in front of all the cool kids, so we're pleased to announce that she is kind enough to let you purchase an invite to her party. But it will seriously cost you...
It'll cost you $250 to be exact. Our condolences to moms and dads everywhere who will be forced to pay up. Tickets go on sale Aug. 30 at 9 a.m. PDT. Have fun and please don't hurt anyone in the mad rush.
Also, she will be honoring members of Youth Service America, so it's not all about the money.
"The best part of the party is we're going to recognize some really cool kids from Youth Service America who are giving back to their community," she said. "That's so awesome because I think it's really important for kids like us to volunteer."
As for presents, just bring a car but don't even think about giving it to her before the party.
That never ends well.