Mark Sullivan/WireImage.com; Tommy Garcia / BravoWe say brava to Bravo's Millionaire Matchmaker.
Patti Stanger recently dished to Access Hollywood 'bout what T-Town couples have what it takes to make it in Hollywood.
First up: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart!
"These two are gonna make it," says Patti, based on first-hand knowledge...
"The vampires are gonna last—as long as they make these movies, they're gonna last. They've got good energy, they're on the down low—they're hitting it at like Chateau Marmont in those little bungalows in the back, I've seen 'em."
Duh! And they're gonna last past the movies too, hon.
We know this, as do many of you, but it warms our bitchy hearts to hear Miss P. approve also. Girlfriend knows her s--t that's for sure.
Hell, she completely nailed what we've been saying about some of Hollywood's other babes.
"I do a lot of astrology when I match, and he is an Aquarius and he likes older women," Patti says 'bout Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. "That is his thing, if you look at his chart. They will last. He might stray—you know, he's playing the field—but she will always bring him back."
As for Jennifer Aniston?
"Jennifer Aniston is a tough one to match up. I really don't give her anybody on the board [of eligible single men]. I really believe she needs an entrepreneur—like a person who is out of Hollywood, that is hot and a good looking guy."
We've been saying the same damn thing for ages now. Look how well it's turning out for Reese Witherspoon?
So, what do you think about Patti's predictions. We say spot on.