Fires can start for a variety of reasons: a stove that was left on, a cigarette that wasn't put out, your cousin who is in love with you and furious that you won't get with him.

"It was because of my cousin, and I don't want to mention no names."

Unless she has 100 cousins, we're pretty sure they're going to figure this one out. Although, honestly, it wouldn't surprise us if she had 100 cousins.

Also… this dude looks like what you'd get if Kid Rock had a baby with a terrified chihuahua.

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