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Ryan Seacrest passive-aggressively informed one of his fans that she is not, in fact, going to heaven, during this less than gripping moment on American Idol.

Oh no, she also missed out on getting her own free media empire! Meanwhile, Stefano Langone had the opposite effect, returning to the Idol stage with his confidence-oozing new single, I'm On A Roll

You know you're on a roll when you're referencing a Fast Pass before you're old enough to ride the rides.