Unless your attitude toward having a boyfriend is, "I don't care where he gets his appetite, as long as he eats at home," you might want to wait a couple months before getting into a serious relationship with Jamoke Hill.

For now, you can bide your time by crooning along with his brave farewell ballad; one that reminds us that heartache can inspire us to new creative heights--even if it's the kind of heartache that clogs your arteries and lands you in Overeaters Anonymous.

Here, we offer you Goodbye Nachos.

So why not just drive less and get a pedometer?

via BuzzFeed

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