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Do you know how hard it is to score an audition for Wheel of Fortune?  First, you have to wait for something called The Wheelmobile to come to your city, then you have to go through a tedious screening process, and then comes the final audition. In the end, you either win and find out your earnings must be reported to the IRS, essentially cutting them in half--or worse, you experience a brain lapse, and your Wheel Of Fortune blunder is eternalized on a blog.

 

Tom, also known as "The Phantom Of The Game Show," seethed backstage, plotting to apply even more drastic measures to attain his darkly cherished letter T. If it didn't happen this time--well, let's just say he knows how to make the light-up letters spin on their own.