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Johanna Quaas is a supremely talented athlete who recently dominated on the parallel bars, setting the world record for Oldest Gymnast. Sadly, on that very same day, she was blacklisted from community shuffleboard.

Sources say her misogynistic boyfriend has been asking her to spend a little less time on her forward roll and a little more time on her bundt cake...which is a little unfair, since he's the one who gets to go around bragging that he's dating a gymnast.

via Stuff I Stole From The Internet