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It's time for Cycle 17 of America's Next Top Model as noted author Tyra Banks continues to toy with the pointless dreams of young American women who don't realize that the only way to assume that prestigious mantle is to kill Tyra.

In the kickoff episode, poor, hot Brittany became the first sucker to take a fall last night as Tyra bestowed pearls of Top Model wisdom on barely-hanging-in-there Alexandria. Who everyone hated.

 

 

 

 

So that's what we've been feeling about Tyra all these years. Seems so obvious now...