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Suri Cruise

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Star Magazine did a feature article on the differences between A-List children Suri Cruise and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. First of all, no kid is going to grow up problem-free if by the age of 4 if her name is already hyphenated, so comparing the lives of these two children seems pretty f--ked up. That being said, I'm glad that Star took the time to do it because I find them both a little annoying. Suri reportedly recently got a $25,000 tiara for her birthday, which I understand. She's way too savvy to try to fool with cubic zirconia. She gets driven around in an Escalade, has her own bodyguards and reportedly "doesn't really interact much" with other kids, which also makes sense since her mother doesn't interact much with life. Shiloh, on the other hand, is much more down to earth. She dresses like Ellen DeGeneres and likes to play "cowboys and indians." Star also reported that Shiloh recently found a dead bird from the yard and wanted to keep it. To compromise, Angelina got her a taxidermied bird and now Shiloh is hoping to collect more and make a "dead zoo." It sounds a little gross, but if I had to choose between interacting with dead animals and interacting with Angelina Jolie, I'd be combing the highway for road kill.