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Paris Hilton

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Paris Hilton has allegedly gotten in trouble twice in the past month for either being around pot, or for having pot on her. At the World Cup, police supposedly questioned Hilton briefly and let her go after I guess they decided the pot belonged to a friend, or they didn't find the pot because someone smoked it all, or something...It's all pretty stupid. Then she was reportedly stopped by police again, this time in Corsica, after flying in on a private jet. Rumors are the police found less than a gram of the fun stuff. She's denying all of this on Twitter, but I forget things that happen to me when I'm stoned, too. The real moral of the story here is that Paris Hilton has become such old news that she literally...can't get arrested.