Megan Fox, Brian Austin Green

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TMZ reported that Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green got married in a private ceremony in Hawaii. Supposedly only six people attended as guests, which seems about right. Neither of these crazy kids has been married before, which also seems about right. Brian has a son with Vanessa Marcil, but they never married. She's actually really pretty, too. I kind of want to know what the hell this guy is packing in his hand-me-down Levi's. He and Megan didn't get reengaged that long ago. We talked about that story and how immediately after he proposed to her, Megan lost the ring in the sand. If that's not an omen, neither is Chuy's mid-section.