David Hasselhoff has spoken out about recent reports that he was hospitalized for alcohol poisoning. He claims that the entire medical emergency was related to an ear infection. I can understand why Hasselhoff's ear may need medical attention. If I had to listen to him 24 hours a day I'd need to be rushed to the emergency room, too. But I have a hard time believing that was the cause of Hoff's latest hospital trip. Unless, of course, his ear drank a liter of vodka.