Megan Fox

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In a recent interview, somebody talked way too long to Megan Fox.  She revealed all sorts of really stupid things about herself.  She said she has a weird phobia of touching newspaper, which I assume is because it has big words in it.  She said that women have the "power" in a relationship because they have the vagina.  Not true, she has the power in her relationship because she's dating Brian Austin Green, who may also have a vagina.  Then she said that she doesn't date typical "Hollywood" types because they are "…trying to seem powerful…," and she doesn't need someone else's power, because she is "creating her own."  I wish she'd create her own planet and go live on it.