Brad Pitt


Brad Pitt recently had a couple of beers and now he is on the front of every magazine being called an alcoholic.  They’re all claiming that Angelina Jolie is making him sleep on the couch, all kinds of things.  The pictures are all obviously from the same night.  He’s wearing the same shirt, same background, same everything.  The guy went out one night and had some drinks, can everybody calm the f--k down?  He is entitled to go out once in a while, he has 14 kids. 

However, if these pictures are from a week-long bender, and he just wore the same shirt so that he could pretend it was only one night, then I wouldn’t care if he was an alcoholic, I’d just think he was a genius.