Herpes Simplex 1 went to bat for Herpes Simplex 2 in a recent interview. The real kicker is that Simplex 1 was interviewing Simplex 2 himself. In this meeting of the minds, Simplex 1 let his feelings be known about Simplex 2's critics who claim she has no talent. Let's listen in: "If you have no talent, then I don't know what talent is. You must be the most talented untalented person on earth..." Finally, Simplex 1 says something that makes sense. It took him a while to admit that he doesn't know what talent is, but I appreciate that he took the time off from his tweeting to interview the love of his life and remind us all why, in a sea of rashes and unexplained genital warts, these two love blisters found each other. Herpes Simplex 1 and 2: see, Spencer and Heidi.