Mel Gibson, Oksana Grigorieva

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Mel Gibson's girlfriend, Oksana something, is releasing her debut album and is hoping the public will "learn who she is as an artisit" rather than just think of her as Mel Gibson's girlfriend. My team and I put our thinking caps on to help this up-and-comer start developing her own identity and shake the "girlfriend of Mel Gibson." After hours of deliberation, we came up with a pretty fool-proof plan: Stop being Mel Gibson's girlfriend. You're welcome, need to send a check, that advice is on the house...the house that Chelsea built.