Pushing Up Daisies

Isn't the point of dolls that they're just for playing with?

By Chelsea Handler Aug 11, 2009 6:23 PMTags

There's a new doll being made for little girls ages 6 and up that mimics breast feeding. Basically, the girl puts on a vest that has daisies where her boobies would be if she had any. Then the doll "feeds" on the daisies, fully accompanied by suckling sounds. The question being asked by most people is whether or not this doll is appropriate. No, it is not appropriate. The best part about playing with dolls, is that they're dolls. They don't make noise, they don't need to be fed and they don't shadoobie in their pants. If I wanted to take care of something other than Chuy, I'd just have a baby. I didn't like it when they made a doll that peed, which is why I got my tubes tied when I was 11.

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