There’s a lot of competition in the office since my new dog Chunk has trotted into our lives.  Chuy seems intimidated by the fact that Chunk came already potty trained and didn’t require Pull Ups like Chuy did in his early days with me.  Brad wants to know how Chunk pulls off being a red head while still maintaining popularity with the ladies.  And since Chunk seems to easily learn tricks, Heather Longboobs is terrified he may whip out a dead-on Drew Barrymore impression and steal her thunder.  Everybody should just relax.  I still have enough room in my life…and my heart...for all of them.  And if it ever becomes that much of a problem, I will of course find another nice warm home with a big backyard…for my staff.