Apparently Angelina Jolie’s recent trip to Iraq with her son Maddox was intended to be the little boys’ eighth birthday present. That’s one of the worst things I’ve ever heard. Why the hell would any child want to go to Iraq for their birthday? Then she took him to the Arab Children’s Congress in Jordan. He’s CAMBODIAN. What the hell is wrong with her? I have three words for you, Angelina: Chuck E. Cheese. That place has a singing mouse, a borderline amazing salad bar, and you don’t have to wear a bullet proof vest…unless you go to the one in Compton.