David Schwimmer will portray Robert Kardashian in the OJ trial on American Crime Story. We can't wait to see it. Knowing that he'll bring some Ross-like energy to the role of OJ's late attorney, we couldn't wait to hear who would be filling the other roles. Here are all the other actors you'll see in the retelling of this extremely dramatic story.
Steve will be superb as Johnnie Cochran. He'll take breaks from the trial to really break down the differences between men and women. "Men throw dirty gloves away, while women put them in the washing machine." That's just one of the brilliant insights Steve just can't wait to spring on everyone.
Both known for the fact that they know how to point, Bobby Lee was the obvious choice to play Ito.
Trials can be DEPRESSING. That's why Rachel Dratch will weave in and out of her character as Debbie Downer with lines like, "I heard there was also toxic mold in the Bronco."
Once again, obvious choice. Since JB will bring an undeniable charisma to the role, and will throw in a reference to Pootie Tang. Sources have confirmed he will wear contact lenses.
Hamburger Helper, now frequently known as just plain "Helper," as not to exclude tuna and chicken, recently commented, "I'm familiar with drama than you'd think. That's why you never see the other glove."