Abraham Lincoln was perhaps our greatest president, a man of wisdom and courage, a martyr for our sacred nation. So what better way to say happy birthday than by watching members of a girls volleyball team lay on each other in a strategic move called Lincoln Logs?
Right? There is no better way.
And before you scoff, check out how these compliant lasses scurry as the instructor stresses it's important that they "open up their mouths."
This was a key factor in the success of Lincoln as well, from whose open mouth words of greatness emerged. Words that would one day lead to five young women stacking their bodies in union.
Now blow out those candles, Mr. President.