• Supermodel Helena Christensen tries to seduce Chuck Bass Mrs. Robinson-style in this month's Harper's Bazaar, but she better step it up: Chuck hangs out in Thai opium dens and Eyes Wide Shut parties, so a lady in lingerie just isn't going to do it.
• Kanye West thinks straight men should reclaim the rainbow: "I just think that because stereotypically gay people got such good, like, style that they were smart enough to take a fresh-ass logo like the rainbow and say that it's gonna be theirs. But I was like 'Man I think we need to have the rainbow.' " We await comment from the leprechaun lobby. [Dlisted]