Harper's Bazaar• Supermodel Helena Christensen tries to seduce Chuck Bass Mrs. Robinson-style in this month's Harper's Bazaar, but she better step it up: Chuck hangs out in Thai opium dens and Eyes Wide Shut parties, so a lady in lingerie just isn't going to do it.
• If you’ve been anxiously awaiting Aubrey O'Day’s Playboy cover, it’s here in all its Photoshop glory. [Us]
• And because it’s naked magazine cover day, Heidi Klum (or is it?) is perched in the buff on the cover of GQ Germany. [Best Week Ever]
• Mickey Rourke might be dating Courtney Love, which is the one thing that actually makes perfect sense in this crazy, mixed-up world. [Telegraph]
• Kanye West thinks straight men should reclaim the rainbow: "I just think that because stereotypically gay people got such good, like, style that they were smart enough to take a fresh-ass logo like the rainbow and say that it's gonna be theirs. But I was like 'Man I think we need to have the rainbow.' " We await comment from the leprechaun lobby. [Dlisted]