I'm a 15 year old girl, and we don't all love Miley Cyrus/HSM/Twilight/Jonas Hoes (just thought I'd put it out there). I love you, though, and I think you're hot. If I was a guy, I would be all over you!
—Peace in Your Hair Grease
Dear Miley Jr.:
Dang girl, you sure are talking like little M. Thanks much, though, from me and my coif.
I saw some recent pictures of Reese Witherspoon, and it looked like she may be preggers in a couple of them. What do you think? Any chance she is going for No. 3? Is this why Jake and Reese seem so happy out and about lately, along with trips to the doctor's office? What's your take?