Valentine's Day is almost here, guys, a time of love, passion and romance. Unless, of course, your best hope is a date with a 12-pack of Coors Light and a Three Stooges video. Sure, we feel your pain. Your sad, pathetic pain. But unlike the sexy, exciting singles out there in real life who are ignoring you, we're here to help.
How? With magic. Flirting with Magic, to be precise. Magic allows losers entrée to the exciting world of hot babes—just ask Criss Angel—and now you too can fool stunning gals in bikinis into liking you. And if this actually works please let us know. Before the 14th.