• Mickey Rourke needs to win the Oscar because his acceptance speech will be a helluva lot funnier than Sean Penn's. [YouTube]
• Some theatergoers at Will Ferrell's one-man show sending up the 43rd president apparently don't like penis with their Bush. [The New York Times]
• Here's a chance to impress your valentine this weekend with that Mariah Carey-like voice you think you have. [My Mariah Ballad]
• Russell Crowe shows off his softer, gentler side. Awww. [Jezebel]
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