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Michael Bolton

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When Michael Bolton and Nicolette Sheridan split up for the dozenth time last summer, we must admit that we were cynical that Bolton would ever find anyone as shiny and pretty and hard-bodied and talented as Sheridan ever again. Apparently, we were wrong!

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