"I wouldn't have even noticed her except she was wearing camouflage—like a full camouflage outfit."
—Sundance passerby who witnessed one of our most infamous rehabbed hons, Lindsay Lohan, in a Utah parking lot this past weekend
How very appropriate that while Britney Spears (see below for more gunfire regarding that wacky sweetie) was going commando recently, L2 opted for paparazzi artillery of an entirely diff sort. They teach her this warfare couture in rehab, I wonder?
Silly girls, all of 'em. Clearly, both demon-battlin’ babes need to follow more along the lines of Natalie Portman’s public goings-on, if they want to fight what we heathens are saying about them in the press: While Brit was stripping and Lindsay was army strutting, N.P., with b-f, just went to hear the Dalai Lama speak at Radio City Music Hall in New Yawk.
Girls, that’s how to rehabilitate yourselves. More on all three dames (including Lindsay's not so refreshed puss out acting like old times) Tuesday. Meanwhile, let’s hear what a kinda cranky celeb has to say about Ms. Spears:
(Um, keep in the mind, the Q was simply whether he’d work with her again and it’d be fairly easy to answer that one in a positive fashion.)
“I don’t want to be a part of that,” he continued, all holier than Candy Spelling in his puke pink hoodie. “I don’t want that karma on me at all, because at the end of the day, she’s a sweet person. She’s just made a couple decisions that none of us necessarily agree with, but you try being that age and living under that kind of pressure.”
“I think as long as she focuses on taking care of herself, she’ll do great,” Lacey chirped, all cute 'n' curly in her new bob. “She has a tremendous amount of talent, and she’s a lovely girl. She’s definitely been in my prayers. If there was something I could do, I’m certainly here for her.”
Now, that’s the way to handle a potentially tricky Q. And we’re fairly certain Lacey was actually being sincere and not just PC in her answer, for the record.