But the sapphic bum-kissin’ scheme worked wonders with Whoopi, who, as you may have heard, is planning an upcoming chitchat with Jones. Oh, that will be so edgy, I’m sure. Gonna ask Whoop who does her hair, Star?
Although Disney hasn’t really said if it's dropping Vanessa or keeping her on for HSM 3, one insider suspects she might not be all that bummed if given the boot. Rumor has it that Vanessa and b-f Zac Efron aren’t dying to do a third High School Musical turn. (V's also allegedly not dying to pay her legal fees, according to a lawsuit filed by her former lawyer, but that's a whole other nasty pro sitch.)
And if she does end up getting bounced over the birthday-suit snaps, it might not be the worst thing to happen to the chica, careerwise. Because in one swoop, V.H. has shed her squeaky-clean good-girl image, gotten way more press than anyone else in the cast and might be on her way to getting more mature, less Disney singing and dancing roles. But that’s just a jaded but true analysis.
“They were hiding it on the show, because they didn’t know,” added Constance, clad in a scarlet dress with some serious cleavage. “I didn’t tell anyone!” Now, don’t expect to see any pregnancy storylines for her character next season, either. “I’m gonna be so svelte and skinny by the time we come back in March that nobody will ever know!” she swore. Good luck on that one, girlfriend.
Just wait until you’re in the delivery room, doll-cake. Ladies in labor are allowed to be total potty-mouths in our book.