‘Kay, we’ve gone long enough without adding to the most recent Brad ‘n’ Angie rumored breakup scuttlebutt. Remember, I was the first to predict Angie is gonna break Brad’s heart, but I realize that’s sort of like saying Britney Spears is going to have a Stripper Dearest book written by at least one of her children eventually.
So, in honor of what the hell is going on between B & A, we offer, for some nice Monday-morn mischief, our semiregular Sick-Sick Six list. However, this time round, we’re going to play benevolent, for an unusual change o’ pace, and list reasons Brangelina just may screw with everybody (since they’ve apparently done all they can between themselves—ever heard of pace, you two?) and decide to stay together:
“So, it’s hard to say no,” he continued to Martin-hon, who swears to moi he was keeping a straight face through it all. “You feel like you’re missing out. I think you have to keep yourself grounded, stay close to your family.”
Hmmm, for a guy with a reputation as such a nonfamilial lad, Brett’s actually got some semi-intelligent things to say. Like anybody’s gonna listen.