You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout I'm telling you why: Netflix is comin' to town.
Though Hallmark Channel is releasing 33 original movies and Lifetime airing six new movies, Netflix is coming for the cheesy Christmas movie crown this year, with its first original movie of the holiday season, A Christmas Prince, causing quite the stir on social media. Unfortunately, theirs isn't the only Christmas prince in 2017, as Lifetime premiered My Christmas Prince earlier this month. Royalty, so hot right now.
Because we value our time, we decided to compare the two original movies, comparing their plots, love stories and characters, to see which one is the true Christmas prince...
A Christmas Prince (ACP): Amber, played by iZombie's Rose McIver, a junior copy-editor looking to take her career to the next level: reporter. You know she's just a regular girl because she wears Converse sneakers. An only child.
My Christmas Prince (MCP): Samantha, portrayed by Pitch Perfect's Alexis Knapp, is a dedicated Manhattan teacher who is offered the chance to run the "Educate NYC summer initiative program." You know she's just a regular girl because her dad reveals that she never even dreamed of being a princess when she was a little girl. An only child.
The Local Hangout
ACP: Rudy's Diner in NYC, Amber's dad's diner where she ends up working when her journalism dreams are dashed. He is famous for his corn dogs, chili and pie.
MCP: Archie's Diner in Maple Falls, where Samantha always grabs dinner with her family on Wednesday night.
ACP: We briefly hear that Amber has not dated since her break-up with Bryan over a year ago, while Richard's attention-hungry and overly accessorized ex, Lady Sophia, shows up to stir up trouble...even after cheating on the prince.
MCP: Samantha used to date the police officer, Patrick, who pulled over Alex when he first arrived in Maple Falls. Meanwhile, the queen sends Clara, a baroness she's wanted Alex to wed for years, to Maple Falls to persuade him to choose his duties.
ACP: Amber's co-worker friends are a gay man ("He's, like, a 12. Honey, he's everyone's type!" Hi, Netflix, give us THAT movie) and a black woman.
MCP: Samantha's roommate/BFF is Leanne, also a black woman, who shows up in Maple Falls out of nowhere to offer support after the royal revelation.
The Christmas Spirit
ACP: Amber brings the holiday fun back into the castle, taking Richard's little sister Princess Emily, who is in a wheelchair because she has spina bifida, sleigh-riding and engaging in snowball fights. Plus, there's an annual Christmas Eve Ball and the royal family loves giving each other homemade gifts, like an acorn ornament that becomes ESSENTIAL to the plot.
MCP: Samantha introduces Alex to the "Christmas delight" pastry, which "tastes like eggnog" according to his royal highness. He also decorates a tree for the first time, goes on a holiday hay ride, and competes in a gingerbread house making competition.
The Royal Makeover
ACP: For the coronation at the annual Christmas Eve Ball, Amber is forced to ditch her sensible style for a gown, smoky eyes and fancy gloves, thanks to Princess Emily. But Amber still stays true to her self, revealing she is wearing her Converse sneakers underneath it all.
MCP: Samantha ditches her cowboy boots and plaid scarves for a sexy red number for the big Mistletoe Mambo. (Don't get any funny ideas, Meghan Markle.)
ACP: Amber's betrayal (she's a reporter digging up dirt on Prince Richard) is exposed by the conniving cousin after he finds the secret adoption papers in her room. Gasp!
MCP: Well, Alex lied about being a prince, but also when Clara shows up, he reveals the queen has always wanted him to marry her. Betrayal! (But not really!)
To the 53 people who've watched A Christmas Prince every day for the past 18 days: Who hurt you?— Netflix US (@netflix) December 11, 2017
ACP: Netflix doesn't release any ratings information, but they did acknowledge that 53 people watched the original movie every day since it debuted on Nov. 18 in a buzzy tweet.
MCP: The movie's premiere on Sunday, Dec. 3 attracted 1.09 million viewers and a 0.23 in the adults 18-49 demo.
Meghan Markle Moment
ACP: "He can't marry some American commoner," the queen originally says.
MCP: Lady Sophia calls Amber a "peasant," with Prince Richard telling her to join the "21st century."
Winner: A Christmas Prince! Netflix's foray into original Christmas movies was truly a memorable one, so much so that we can't help but wonder if it was meant as a parody? Also working in its favor? Its director Alex Zamm previously directed TWO other royal-related Christmas TV movies (Crown For Christmas and A Royal Christmas). You could even say he's cheesy Christmas movie royalty?
A Christmas Prince is available to steam on Netflix, while My Christmas Prince is available to watch on Lifetime's official site.