Suspended Animation

ByOct 31, 2003 8:00 AMTags
Cancel any plans you may have had to see this piece of junk. Alex McArthur--best known as the boyfriend in Madonna's Papa Don't Preach video--stars as a Hollywood animator who, after getting lost during a snowmobile trip, narrowly escapes the clutches of two forest-dwelling female cannibals. Or does he? Later, the madness begins anew, more crazed family members surface, animals are crucified and the hard-to-resist combination of gratuitous nudity and splattering blood make a cameo appearance.
Too bad none of it's all that scary (except for the production values), and the acting is just below the standards of a quality porn. Animation? Real bad.

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