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Following the screaming success of the first Creepers--which was simultaneously scary and silly thanks to star Justin Long's sarcasm--an idea for a sequel seemed like a good idea. Too bad this movie is just frighteningly bad. Literally busing in a group of students for the slaughter, a high school basketball team finds itself stranded on a lonely road--oh, right in the middle of dinnertime for an ancient (and hungry) beast.
There are more monster close-ups, but there are also continuity problems, a lack of creativity and just plain weird things, such as a suddenly psychic cheerleader, a dad with a monster-fighting machine and a lame nerds versus athletes subplot. By the climax, you'll be laughing more than screaming. So, just wait for the rental--that way you can peep this creep at home and be free to make all the snarky comments it deserves.