House of the Dead

ByOct 10, 2003 7:00 AMTags
You've heard of people hating techno music; now here's your chance to watch them kill over it. A group of hot, stupid twentysomethings sails to an island where the "rave of the year" is happening, only to find the place overrun with zombies (and we're not talking about the frozen drinks!). Then they get picked off one by one, even though said zombies are strangely lame and easily killed with a handgun.
Even so, after hearing the bad actors recite the bad dialogue, you'll be rooting for the zombies to eat them alive just so they'll shut up. It's a disappointment all around, with no scares and little gore (you'd hope horror would deliver one or the other). But most bizarrely, clips of videogame footage are edited in for no reason other than to remind you to go buy the game of the same name. Horror-ble.

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