What a knightmare. If only if were possible to go back in time and retrieve the two hours we wasted watching this idiotic adaptation of Michael Crichton's time-travel novel. The story concerns a group of archeologists who go back to medieval France and get caught in the middle of a brutal war. And wouldn't you know it, the time machine gets blown to bits, which means they might not be able to get back to modern times.
While boy-toy Paul Walker romances Frances O'Connor, top-notch talents like Neal McDonough are forced to endure the worst dialogue this side of a Pauly Shore movie. Here's hoping they see the era of their ways...so you don't have to.
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