Jenna Jameson

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"Donald Trump and Jenna Jameson. It would be a love story."

—Aussie musician Ben Lee, when we asked which American celebs would star in a flick called America, like this year's Jackman-Kidman fiasco Australia. A rich a-hole and a porn star in a movie about the U.S.? Sounds about right to us