Enormous things come in small packages, which brings us to Jessica Simpson. Is her Rubenesque look here to stay, or will she cut back on ruben sandwiches? Slim, bewhiskered Joel McHale examines the stop-the-presses weight-gain story, and then drops in on Rock of Love Bus where the girls are dropping, quite literally. Finally, beware the wash of d-bag BF emotion on Tool Academy, where the tender gift of a bowling trophy makes up for comparing your lady to a blow-up doll. 

There's plenty more where this came from on a new Soup, Friday at 10 p.m. ET/PT. Can't wait until then? There's always laughs o'plenty in the Soup Blog video gallery.