Quick, somebody grab a Ouija board and tell P.T. Barnum the freak show is alive and well, and its star is one Verne Troyer. Admittedly, the weirdo competition is fierce, but Verne really has the market cornered. And this has nothing to do with his size, mind you, it's just the unique things the man chooses to do.

Like trying to seduce a baby doll. What the context was on Celebrity Big Brother U.K. we have no idea. But Verne sure sells it.